shifted

to alter you mind; to get high, drunk, etc...



shifted
When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.
Example:
"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"


The Shift
The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.

The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
Example:
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"

Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."


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