Pedersen

A name nobody can pronounce correctly, it is always pronounced as Petterson, Paterson, or Peterson. No one ever seems to see the letter D in the name while reading.



Pedersen
In olden times, a Pedersen was a person who delivered letters (mainly tax notices) to shops or peddlers.
In modern day, an adjective used to describe a person who is hard working, outgoing, and superb.

Also, a game played by two players, using a 7X7 checkerboard (different from the 8X8 usually used for chess or checkers), and two sets of 10 stackable pieces (traditionally played with flat wooden circles), a white set, and a black set. Each player fills the bottom most row of they're side completely with seven of they're pieces, and then places a piece on every other space of they're second row, leaving the rightmost and leftmost spaces empty. Each piece can move one space diagonally in any direction, or one space forward. Players take turns moving one of their pieces. Points are awarded when a piece or stack stacks on top of another piece or stack (by moving onto the space the other piece or stack occupies). The player who stacked the pieces gains points equal to each of his opponents pieces in the stack multiplied by their position on the stack (The bottom piece being the 1, the piece above that being 2, etc.), and loses points equal to each of the pieces of their own color multiplied by their position on the stack (not including the topmost piece). For example if one stack consisted of (from bottom up) |white, black, white, black|. and a white player moved a stack of |black, white, black, white| onto the first stack, the new stack would be |white, black, white, black, black, white, black, white| and the white player would gain 8 points. Then, the entire stack becomes controlled by the player who's piece is on top of the stack. The game ends when either all the stack are controlled by one player, or there are only two stacks left. Either way, it is the player who has the most points who wins, not the player who controls all the stacks, or who controls the bigger stack. A player may also move a stack or piece they control onto another stack or piece they control, but only 2 times per game, and no points are awarded or deducted from such a move.
Example:
1. OMG, that Nicole girl is so awesome, and so nice. She's such a pedersen!

2. Q. Do you want to play a game of Pedersen?
A. Sure, but I'll warn you, I'm a pro Pedersener!


Even Pedersen
The most swaggiest person in Russia, he´s Vladimir Putins brother.
Example:
Omg, youre a Even Pedersen!
Hey can you do a Even Pedersen?
He´s such a Even Pedersen


Erin Pedersen
Erin Pedersen Is just a girl boss building her own empire.

Erin Pedersen is the best, She never fails to slay and always makes sure to keep a smile on your face. She's just an amazing person all around and is always there when you're feeling down!
Example:
Is that Erin Pedersen?
Ofc it's her, she slays!
Don't let her have more than one cup of coffee!


Pedersen
A last name nobody actually seems to know how to spell or say. Other variations include Pederson, Petersen, and Peterson. It doesn’t matter which variant you have, it will always be spelt wrong if someone else writes it. If you have this name give this a like, I feel your pain cause I do too.
Example:
“It’s Pedersen not Peterson
“Mr. Patter- I mean Peter- uhhh, how do you say it again?”


Clara Holm Pedersen
Clara Holm Pedersen is a sweet, loving girl.

She has a strong personality and wants everybody the best.
Clara Holm Pedersen is one of a kind
Example:
Omg that is Clara Holm Pedersen!!!

I know she i so pretty and my friend is really good friends with her, i wish she was my friend too..


A Pedersen
A Pedersen is a mythical creature only to be spotted during a full moon every 14.5 years. Only one man has ever survived the encounter of a Pedersen, as the Pedersen will try to bite your balls off and let you bleed out while you are hanging upside down by your penis hanging by a fishing hook.
A Pedersen will only target men or transgenders, as long as they have a penis (to get hung up by).
As the victim has been hanging by their penis for 4 and a half hours, the Pedersen will let him off the hook, and lay the victim down on the ground, from here the Pedersen will unzip his pants to get his hairy asshole bare, and finish it all off by landing on its ass on the victims face, completely crushing the victims face.
Example:
I've heard there's a Pedersen lurking in the woods.


Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen
A Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen, is a definition that describes something so ugly and gay, that James Charles is straight compared to a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen". Furthermore it describes someone who is cooking to the max. In addition, a person who is a"Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", is one who relies on their mother's money. If possible, stay away from people who fits this utmost terrific, disgusting and terrifying description.
Example:
Holy god damn dude, I just met the most ugly stupid person, I am sure he was a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", LETS RUN AWAY!


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