Childress

-ADJpertaining to being ghettofabulous, krunk, P.I.M.P., being on that kryptonite (straight up on that kryptonite), who is sippin' on that slizzerp.One that is in sinc with his/her "bitches and hoes"However in spite of all of this ÜBER ghetto action, one that is childress is also extremely politically involved; much like a protesting hippie.



Brad Childress
Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.
Example:
The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.


David Childress
Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
Example:
"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"


Brad Childress
An nfl coach that, judging by his appearaance, must be the brother of Hans Moleman out of The Simpsons.

He is the most miserable and uninspiring coach ever which is a real shame because the Minnesota Vikings kick ass, and should be doing a lot better.

How he has held onto his job is nothing short of a miracle.
Example:
Guy#1, "How did Brad Childress manage to get a guest appearance on The Simpsons, he is a fucking loser!"
Guy#2, "That's not Childress, thats Hans Moleman."
Guy#1, "Sorry mate."
Guy#2, "Its an easy mistake to make!"


Ross Childress
Ross Childress is a guitarist and songwriter, best known as the former lead guitarist and co-songwriter of American rock band Collective Soul from 1993 to 2001. He co-wrote the music of Collective Soul's hit song "The World I Know".

Ross Childress is currently songwriter, lead guitarist and vocals in Starfish and Coffee, an indie/pop/rock band he formed in 2006.
Example:
I wish Ross Childress was still in Collective Soul. He plays better than the new guitarist. Fuck yeah.


Childress Texas
A town in Texas, close to the Oklahoma state line, but not so close that it smells like Oklahoma. Home to morons who think it's cool to wear their prison guard uniform at all times as if it actually means something to work for minimum wage at the prison. There are also douchebags that drive diesel pickups and pull 40' cattle trailers containing one horse (with saddle) at all times. These same douchebags are 90 days behind on their diesel pickup payments.
Childress is also home to a smattering of chain restaurants and locally owned eateries, all of whose food all tastes like it was warmed underneath the same 300watt bulb.
Childress is famed for it's successful hospital, employing underpaid niggers that can't buy their own homes, a 100 year old newspaper owned by a self-important former cocaine addict, and the newly added 501 winery to serve Childress' many alcoholics.
Most of the population is relatively unattractive, yet kind and they try to make you feel at home even if you're an asshole.
Example:
Damn I need to take a dump. I'll stop in Childress Texas before I cross into Oklahoma....they don't have room for any more shit over there.


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