progressives
The Progressives, also called cuckolds, soy boys or
groomers, are a wild species discovered in Germany in the 1840s. The species is currently most prevalent in the United States, Canada and parts of Asia, having major packs known as China, North Korea and Cuba. Progressives are somewhat related to the human species.—History—The first Progressives were discovered in Germany in
1848, and were known as
Karl Marx and
Friedrich Engels. In the early
1900s, Progressives spread across northern Asia and Eastern Europe, in a pack called the Soviet Union. This was one of the biggest
Progressive packs recorded to date. The pack took over many Eastern European and Central Asian nations.—Behaviour—Progressives behave quiet oddly, as they attempt to blend in with humans, get easily offended and love to complain, even in positions of power. The species hold belief that females should dominate the world and that all males should be killed. This has been linked to the species’ love for extremism and ideological
colonisation.While not fully dangerous to adults or teenagers, Progressives may cause mental harm to children. A Progressive will attack it’s prey from a young age, feeding it misinformation about the human body and sex, until it’s prey is old enough to be fully consumed into the Progressive species.
progress
by The Original Agahnim on Oct 29, 2021 08:42:30
Progress isn't removing anything that offends a group, such as
Confederate flags or statues. Progress is when their presence, or the presence of a statue or flag of an otherwise opposing group (such as
Martin Luther King) no longer trigger violence. Until then, no progress has been made, people are only pretending their hatred disappeared by
erasing their past or covering it up, pretending that it doesn't exist along with any and all negative feelings (rather than expressing them fully).
Example:
Never trust someone that pretends they have no negative feelings, or that
erasing all
external signs of them is progress, since these are the biggest cynics you will ever meet. Not everybody has to pretend to be an
optimist all the time about everything, since there is reason not to be sometimes.
Progressive
by CyborgimusPrime on May 31, 2020 00:27:23
The
pervasive and all consuming fear, that someone, somewhere, may be doing something without your permission; and the
obsessive compulsive desire to control all things that goes with it.
Example:
Our mayor is so
progressive, he banned
sodas larger than 3 millilitres.
A customer came in and asked to see the manager before they even ordered;
Karens are so progressive!
progressive
by Lord Pandiora on Nov 05, 2006 01:48:07
Example:
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Paper Pusher: Liberal. Isn't Progressive an Era?
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Outreach Worker:What do you think?
Progressive
by Waterboy72 on Nov 16, 2010 04:07:46
A political platform defined usually by, but not limited to, the developmental advancement of American society through
pragmatic and practical means. Contrary to right wing beliefs,
Progressives are not the
second coming of communism and the russians, instead they seek to improve the lifestyles of the vast majority of Americans by providing tax funded benefits that would help the country grow as a whole.
Example:
Neo Con: "Those damn
progressives are trying to finish what stalin started! My sign SAYS SO!"
Spectator: "You do realize you're holding that thing upside down right?"
progressive
by xntrc on Oct 12, 2005 14:25:43
People who believe in improving
the human condition to a higher plateau of being in
civility, ingenuity, and public policy that benefits all people. Progressive is a state of mind and a state of being. People who consider themselves as
progressives do not only think, but also act in accordance to their beliefs.
Example:
Progressive environmentalists will use alternative means for transportation that do not damage
the environment such as
biking and driving hybrid automobiles.
progressive
by greekmonkey on Feb 25, 2005 06:12:30
n. One who advocates greater government
regulation of just about anything.
Progressives claim to want to help out the
average Joe but really want everyone to live according to their politically correct, elitist socialist agenda. Progressives are also much nastier people than liberals, and are often hypocrites
progressive
by k-flash on Jul 29, 2008 04:20:13
A word left-wingers now use to describe themselves, because the word liberal has gained a negative connotation.
Once the term progressive has been
dragged through
the mud by
right-wing pundits, a new term will again be chosen.
Example:
"
Whoa man, who are you calling a 'liberal'? I support alternative fuels and the work of
Bono and
Al Gore. I'm a progressive."
progressive
by GrandMaster9000 on Jan 13, 2011 10:35:24
~Progressive~
1. The new Derogatory term for "
Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka "
Commie" or "Socialist".Because Republicans have ruined & destroyed the name "Liberal". When people think of them as "Liberals", it is the equivalent to 'Rapist' or 'Child Molester'. Hence, the name-change.
2. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.
3. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to Socialism or Communism. See
Marxist, Communist or Socialist. They call themselves "
Progressives" because using "Communist" would give them a negative connotation in the public eye.
4. Liberal + Communist/Socialist beliefs = Progressive
Example:
whoa...
no I'm not a
liberal... I'm a Communi-
I mean....... uh.. (
think fast... they're on to me!)
I'm a progressive!
Progress
by urdanbictionary on Oct 16, 2008 02:19:17