Cobra

A slang word for a Colt King Cobra .357 magnum. Often called a Cobra on the streets.



Cobra
When urinating a male pulls their foreskin up as far as they can. Once pulled out to the max they ensue to squeeze and shut the foreskin. The next step is to start peeing, the pee will balloon up in the foreskin. Once the foreskin has reached the desired size the male will release the pressure on the foreskin unloading a plethora of urine on surrounding toilets and victims. When done properly one should be able to pee large distances in almost any direction. Be sure to do this in a shower when starting out, to save a mess that will happen
Example:
"Dude, I just had the best Cobra ever, I hit the roof with my urine."

"I wish i wasn't circumcised, then I would still be able to do the Cobra"


Cobra
A bad ass character from a bad ass movie, the 1986 action film Cobra, starring Sylvester Stallone as Cobra. In that movie Cobra is a bad ass who wears Fingerless gloves and eats pizza with scissors.
Example:
Cobra is such an awesome movie because of the character Cobra. There should have been sequels to Cobra, because Cobra was such an awesome character.


Cobra
A swift unexpecting hit to a persons genital at any given time with your hand. When performing a Cobra you yell out "COBRA" then go for the hit.
Example:
While having a conversation about your week-end with your friends in the middle of a sentence yell "COBRA" then hit your friend and continue on with your previous topic.


Cobra
When someone leaves a crap in the toilet without flushing. Especially when the top of the log is upright and above the water line, looking like a cobra waiting to strike. Also known as a Toilet Viper.
Example:
Some dude left a cobra in the john!


Cobra
The 2003/2004 Cobra which is under rated at 320hp/320tq. It dynos around 360rwhp. No other car can be compared to this price wise. With only $1,000 in modifications (Pulley, Tune, Exhaust, Intake) this car will be near impossible to beat because with that combo it will be running low 11's in the quarter mile. Some people call it the "Domestic Supra" because you can have over 700rwhp without even having to mess with the engine block!
Example:
"The 03 Cobras are damn near untouchable if it's pullied"

"All other Mustangs are slow once you see how quick the 03 cobra's are"

"I just ran an 11.4 @ 120MPH with only a 2.8 pulley, exhaust, intake and custom tune"


Cobra
A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Example:
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"


Cobra
The Art where by a female urinates standing up. The Cobra is preformed when the female uses her index and middle finger resembling "fangs" to stretch back the labia and take aim. Thrusting pelvis is common and highly recommended.
From the front view you can see the true resemblance of the Cobra.....
Example:
Zayne: "Shit Jenny you should probably thrust your pelvis when you Cobra because your are pissing all over your leg"


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