CollegeBoard's

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.



collegeboard
A useless (***not for profit after everyone gets paid 19 times above minimum wage) organization that will never reply to your emails or calls. They will avoid responding to your questions by sending you generic BS emails and never solve your problems until you just decide to drop it and slowly sink further into a ball of suffering. Their pandemic response consists of trying to figure out how to make 90$ per AP exam x a million of students without doing any actual work and sacrificing our rights to online privacy by filming students for proctor's spank banks. In addition to AP exams, they decided to leech more money out of good middle class families that only want their children to succeed by basically creating the same thing under a different name : SAT Subject Tests.

Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.
Example:
Friend: Hey I dreamt about going to hell yesterday!
You: Oh, did you see collegeboard there?


collegeboarding
noun
when college and college admissions related issues are figuratively shoved down someone's throat, much like the interrogation practice of waterboarding
Example:
My parents have been collegeboarding me a lot lately now that admissions due dates are coming up.


collegeboard university
a tongue in cheek expression used to describe the excessive use of AP tests to such degree as to allow the person to skip over parts of college.

every asshole (and decent) AP teacher will tell you that AP tests provide the greatest amount of credits per dollar, so taking a lot of them is like going to college for cheap right guys?
Example:
person 1: Tommy must be out of his mind, last year he took AP Physics C mechanics and E&M, AP Calc BC, AP Stats and AP comp sci AB. this year hes taking AP Bio, AP Euro, AP U.S history, AP latin vergil, AP psychology, AP chemistry and AP Art. if he passes them all, he'll have like 12 credits.

person 2: sounds like he's going to collegeboard university. he might graduate there before graduating here!


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