Porking
The act of having sex, or fucking.Porking is sex without the artPorking is dirty,
nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres,
Boston Pancakes, or the notorious
Hot Karl
Porking
by Porkatron on Jun 30, 2014 04:51:20
A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of
Hampshire - mainly in
Basingstoke and the dark corners of
Winchester.
Example:
'Oi mate did you
pork her last night?'
'Yeah mate, right in the
loin - I was
porking her all night'
Porking
by herman wooks winds of war on Jun 11, 2003 19:07:56
Example:
Porking
by LaniPlaza on Nov 19, 2013 10:47:14
The movement of
flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place
trot to rhythmic music.
Porking
by Alex1107 on Mar 06, 2018 00:00:23
Porking
by Goldring on Apr 29, 2007 04:43:23
To simulate the action of anal fornication while
fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.
Other forms:
To Pork, To get
porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).
Porking
by Waiving Fees on Jun 06, 2016 00:00:00
To Pork or Not to Pork
by porkypig332 on Dec 05, 2020 11:51:01
The social
dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.
To
be clear:
-
Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
Example:
Guy 1: Have you heard of the social
dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.
Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't
talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck
a pig.
to pork
by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE on Feb 21, 2003 12:56:55
Example:
Hey man
your mom is really hot i want to pork her.
Hey nate
shaw i bet you are thinking about
porking your girlfriend while you jerk off
porking
by TonecasT on Feb 04, 2004 11:19:00
Example:
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.
1b. I really wanna make
a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my
RC-P90 in the general direction.
MMMmmm... Pork...