(noun)
Anyone that has the characteristics of
the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for
Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own
adventure book titles to back their
point up.
- fat
arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file
swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
Example:
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy
on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off
bit torrent. Most of it was
pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.