a wipe
what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets
rip with a very loud,
watery fart in
inappropriate surroundings
no-wipe
by Moorebucks on Feb 22, 2011 12:30:21
The healthiest of
bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a
corrugated surface and typically the product of a
healthy diet.
Example:
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My
veggie diet and regular
trips to the
gym are really paying off!
wiped
by house9 on Dec 13, 2004 18:11:45
Wipe
by Non-wipers of the world (NWTW) on Jun 15, 2010 06:19:16
Example:
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "
Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*
Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
Wiped
by Kyra Blue on Jul 13, 2017 03:29:04
wipe
by SacTap on Jul 18, 2005 14:57:45
Wiping
by TartOfThePops on May 21, 2010 07:15:51
When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay
compressed in their ass, and when the person is
relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only
whip their ass.
Wipe
by KiLlEdByArAyGuN on Mar 26, 2012 16:02:47
Wiping,
Wiped,
Wiper. The act of
sliding, slapping or simply moving your penis across someone's face.
Example:
Jimmy proceeded to wipe his dick across
Maratha's face
wile spraying his
man seed all over her face.
A wipe
by yursh22 on Jun 10, 2017 10:52:48
Wipe
by Tasty Trio on Aug 29, 2018 07:02:37
Example:
Guy 1: "Dude! I can't believe Jeff
deleted our entire
project! It's due today!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what a
wipe."