carousel congregation
by Lorenzo Latrino on Oct 02, 2010 09:12:41
In an airport, this is the huge
throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the
baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
Example:
Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and
I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's
the porter, dear!
Me: Great,
just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!
Congregational Capitalists
by Wisdom Seeker on Nov 08, 2014 20:42:07
Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by
funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before
a nation of people and
testilie about their faith and virtue.