Dark Knight
A man of his word. His very captivating. His eyes draw you in, you feel as though your hypnotized.
The Dark Knight is tall, dark,
clean-cut,suave,noble and open-handed. He has an aura that captivatesyou and you feel miserable when his not around. A very impressionable man that deserves the upmostrespect. He rescues women in distress and they always want to reward him (if you know what I mean)but he refuses because his madly in love with his girl. A complex yet amazing person. Highly intelligent,and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when things don't work out well, often tothe point of being self-deprecating and
self-destructive. His much better now because his finally found his true loveand she's brightening his world. He loves to sing and joke around with his friends. Everyone loves this awesomeand beautiful person and his every bit worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of
heartache just tohave the chance to know him, love him and spoil him.His so hott you could fry an egg on him.
Dark Knight
by Jukar on May 23, 2013 08:13:12
Dark Knight
by Queenie MareBare on Jan 09, 2010 05:28:44
A variation of the
hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to
nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using
the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
Dark Knight
by Pike Bitch on May 21, 2013 13:41:50
The act of having
public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of
sheet or blanket as both a
cape and a cover
Example:
Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck
Gabby on the floor at the
toga party?
Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He
Dark Knighted that Hoe!
Dark Knight
by theRealDarkKnight6969 on Jul 22, 2023 04:02:09
Grabbing a blanket to put
over your head (imitating
the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people
call the police on you.
Example:
He laughed
evily and turned the lights off, he
dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams
in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
Dark Knight
by DK on Jan 12, 2004 08:39:25
Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer
amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other
men's girlfriends and
underage girls from Canada.
Dark Knight
by tank the frank on Dec 15, 2008 09:56:58
A variation of
the bat wing, a
Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their
scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see.
Dark Knight
by Tel Daco on May 28, 2018 05:49:32
Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around,
gizz on her face, say “
I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a
cape.
Example:
Friend: “So
how are you and
Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but
I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
Dark Knight
by DMHStudios12 on Jan 14, 2018 04:41:03
Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to
guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually
get mixed up with
White Knights.
Dark Knight
by Bradford Allen Smith on Aug 17, 2003 16:13:52