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windows

A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

windows

by Blue Ruse on Aug 08, 2006 08:32:53

The fanciest version of Solitaire I've ever played.

Example:
Of course, we all love the BSOD every few minutes too. Silly Windows.

windows

by Your mama! on Mar 14, 2004 15:27:43

Things you look out of.

Example:
Im ganna' look out the window!

windows

by Gary Destruction on Jun 14, 2003 06:28:00

1. A 32-bit Operating System with a graphical interface and 16-bit backwards compatibility for older applications. It was created by Microsoft Corporation.

2. A name that may refer to Windows NT or Operating Systems based on Windows NT such as Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Windows NT and it's variants were also developed by Microsoft Corporation. They are true 32-bit Operating Systems. They are not the same as Windows 9.x (3.1/95/98/ME).

Example:
1. Windows 3.1 is still used by some businesses today.

2. I downloaded and installed Service Pack 5 for Windows NT 4 Workstation.

windows

by omgsandwich on Jun 07, 2007 13:45:35

An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%

Example:
I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)

windows

by CocoRice on Jul 07, 2003 12:19:59

1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.

Example:
"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."

windows

by Daniel on Nov 18, 2003 21:32:21

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

Example:
-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

windows

by LoneWolf on Jun 19, 2003 09:08:09

An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".

Example:
Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".

windows

by Anonymous on Nov 07, 2002 03:13:23

The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.

Example:
"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"

windows

by Glasshole on Jun 24, 2004 14:36:21

Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.

Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.

Example:
Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.

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