Derik's

extremely sexy and has very large you know what



Derik
An extremely attractive man with a really nice ass. He doesn't see the potential he has. He's cute, funny, and very intuitive. Sometimes he can be considered a loner or shy but its just because he has a hard time getting to know people. He is talented and plays guitar like a god. He could do anything if he just had the confidence to do so.
Example:
Friend 1: I just can't do this its too hard! Everybody else can do it, I'm just not good enough to do it.

Friend 2: You can do it! Stop being a Derik and have some confidence!


Derik
This is the name of a true king and real mf. He or She is a boss who is low key about it and does what needs to be done. They are perfectly balanced in just about all aspects of life.
Example:
Let's ask Derik what we should do.


Derik
a very sexy man, usually with black curly hair. the best types of deriks are the ones you meet at a disco!
Example:
"wow maisie have you seen derik over there?!"
"yes ruby he is a great dancer"


Derik
A pussy who loves to use the word nigger. (just about the only word he uses to try and offend you with)

Someone that claims to have a bigger you know what than he really does

Someone who has really greasy hair
Example:
Did you just see that derik? His hair is so raunchy.

Once I saw his you know what and realized it wasn't as big as he said, i thought "What a derik"



Derik
A person who has a strong self belief in being a Fortnite God but is actually not. En route to solo victories this player will hide in bushes for the majority of the match and finish with one kill while claiming they never saw anyone and when they did they killed them. In duo and squad this player excels at being carried by his team, hijacking unearned loot, and only being able to get kills with a scar.

If you ever are wondering where you can find him when he is on your team just glance quickly directly behind you. He will be using you as a human shield blocking your way out of a hairy situation. If not right on your ass he can be found miles away looking for a scar because that's more important.
Outside of fortnite this person will have a dry bumble and a tinder filled with ugly chicks... and dudes.
Example:
Player 1: Wow. There he goes pulling a Derik again.
Player 2: Is he hiding in a bush or searching for a scar?
Player 3: I miss teamkilling.


Derik
(warning this is just a joke to punk my friend)
Derik is the type of retard and disappointment who calls his dad papa skinny small and stupid. His father killed the mother because she ate the butter out of the fridge.
Example:
Derik: Papa your stupid!
Papa: Ree
Derik:haha
Papa: Throw him to the boat.
Reporter: Derik dumbo has been eating by sharks because his dad covered him in meat and tied him up then chucked him off a boat. No one will miss him cause he reacted everything someone said and took credit for it. So tonight join the parade to celebrate the death of Derik dumbo 7:00pm during the gold coast show.


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