crustache
a
mustache that is so ingrained with white trash
DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed
yokel has a crustache.
crustache
by BFish on Dec 12, 2002 02:20:29
The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and
male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only
jeers and snickers. See
peach fuzz.
Example:
Zach's dad finally made him
Nair his crustache, he looked like a
queer!
crustache
by hexnfx on Aug 06, 2009 07:09:46
A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.
Also present
on boys entering
puberty. In which case it is grown
to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.
Example:
"dude did see
tommy's crustache it
totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."
"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."
"nice crustashe
lazy ass."
crustache
by »AJH« on Jul 20, 2010 07:23:14
Example:
Guy 1: "See that
geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those
crumbs in his
mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."
crustache
by "Sweet" Chubby on Jul 08, 2006 00:02:35
A "moustache" of dried blood and
snot, often
peppered with
boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.
crustache
by Stan the Man on Dec 13, 2004 07:30:08
Example:
those
inbred white trash kids who were harassing that
fey guy were both sporting crustaches -
go figure
crustache
by peckahead on Oct 20, 2003 03:23:54
crustache
by Trix... on Nov 06, 2006 09:21:09
crustache
by bluejack69 on Apr 19, 2010 11:35:19
Crustache
by Ostangspagootti on May 19, 2016 07:21:26
Example:
man 1: "
Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why
don't I give you a
crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"