red MAGA hat
A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a
shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.Durst wore a red capLike all the timeOnce popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid
aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named
Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!And the
Red MAGA Hat was born