Douche Move
The "Douche Move" is a hand gesture meant to demonstrate when a friend or acquaintance does something stupid and douche-like.
Douche Move Gesture Steps:
1) Listen and wait
2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using
3) Raise your hand
4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk.
5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers
This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played.
Douche Move Gesture Steps:
1) Listen and wait
2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using
3) Raise your hand
4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk.
5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers
This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played.
Example:
Jim: Man, I am such a ladies man. Like, you don't even understand because I'm too cool.
Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man.
Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me.
Bill: *douche move*
Jim: Man, I am such a ladies man. Like, you don't even understand because I'm too cool.
Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man.
Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me.
Bill: *douche move*
douche move
When you go out with ALL your co-workers to lunch including your 20 year old younger brother who works as an intern with you. Then when the place you go to says, "We only server people over 21, are all twenty of you over 21?" Then you say, "No." and make everyone have to go somewhere else to eat.
Example:
Server: Hi everyone is everyone over 21?
King Douche: No my brother isn't
Server: Well I'm sorry we can't server you at this establishment
Mr. Plus: Wow what a douche move, why didn't you just say yes we are all 21. He wasn't going to drink any way.
Server: Hi everyone is everyone over 21?
King Douche: No my brother isn't
Server: Well I'm sorry we can't server you at this establishment
Mr. Plus: Wow what a douche move, why didn't you just say yes we are all 21. He wasn't going to drink any way.
douche move
Synonymous with dick move.
Example:
E-money: "Where's the beer fund?"
J-money: "I think one of the last people out last night jacked it."
E-money: "What a fuckin' douche move."
E-money: "Where's the beer fund?"
J-money: "I think one of the last people out last night jacked it."
E-money: "What a fuckin' douche move."
DOUCHE MOVE!!
Example:
*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!
*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!
douche bag move
the act of talking someone out of taking the last of something; then proceeding to take that item for yourself
Example:
Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!
Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back
Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)
Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!
Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!
Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back
Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)
Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!
Queen of Douche Bag Move
Kaylee G.
douche LA move
Example:
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."