crypt

1. Place for the dead2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'



crypt
1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.
Example:
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.


crypt
someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt
Example:
Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !


Crypt
(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.
Example:
Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.


Crypt
A gang, representing "The West Side." The official gang colour is blue, and members are often seen wearing a blue flag hanging out of their back left pocket.

A popular member of the Crypt's is Snoop Dogg himself.

Many people confuse the name Crypt's with the Crip's, but they are just plain idiodic and should do some research before they start listening to this so called "music" they call rap.

Rock and Roll! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden!!!
Example:
"I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side"
-Snoop Dogg


colac crypt
A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............
Example:
Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......


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