crypt Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

crypt

1. Place for the dead2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

crypt

by JayR on Jun 19, 2004 06:58:05

1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.

Example:
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.

crypt

by Mr. Kiddrick on Mar 04, 2008 14:23:58

someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt

Example:
Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !

Crypt

by matt aka kokane on Mar 03, 2004 06:12:38

another slang term for chronic ass bud that will get you ripped.

Example:
yo man, i got the crypt

Crypt

by RoobyDoobyDoo on Feb 24, 2011 12:13:23

(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.

Example:
Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.

The Crypt

by Liquorstorejunkie on Feb 12, 2022 09:04:32

A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.

Example:
Anthony have you seen my mom? No Maria she left with the crypt again.

crypted

by Crypted on Apr 18, 2016 02:19:40

When you get so high you feel dead like the crypt keeper

Example:
Damn joe, that stuff got me crypted!

Crypt

by Devonb on May 01, 2005 10:58:34

A gang, representing "The West Side." The official gang colour is blue, and members are often seen wearing a blue flag hanging out of their back left pocket.

A popular member of the Crypt's is Snoop Dogg himself.

Many people confuse the name Crypt's with the Crip's, but they are just plain idiodic and should do some research before they start listening to this so called "music" they call rap.

Rock and Roll! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden!!!

Example:
"I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side"
-Snoop Dogg

Crypted

by Iwantcockinmymouth on Jul 28, 2017 16:56:49

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.

Example:
Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.

colac crypt

by QPump on Aug 07, 2011 10:31:44

A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............

Example:
Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......

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