Egg on my Face
by BSB724 on Jul 25, 2009 00:23:24
Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor
clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "
egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause
embarrassment.
Example:
I went home for a
nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had
egg on my face.
My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little
egg on our faces.
Egg on my face
by DarkCoffee on Jan 13, 2025 00:11:12
When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a
snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let
the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self
esteem.
Example:
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her
snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have
egg on my face.”