Bristol
Bristol is a type of girl that will get guys in seconds. Bristol is a sexy, hot, boy magnet that by the end of the day she'll have dozens of guys asking for her number.
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Bristol is the only suburban town, but called a city, you will see a 14 year old on a skateboard carrying a 40oz while smoking a cigarette. It is also the only place you can catch people dealing drugs on the street attached to the police station. The only place where the cops care less than anything about dui this side of the mississippi. And why? Because the towns newspaper tells you where the DUI checkpoints are the day before. It is the place where the middle-schoolers party harder than your average college student. White suburbia at its finest. The only place you can find a wizard waving to you on a busy intersection or perhaps a vietnam vet who took rides a bicycle that he stole and yells crazy things, and everyones pretty sure he has a steady diet of malt liquor. Bristol is the amsterdam of connecticut, everyone you know sells drugs. Most of them are the most wannabe malibus most wanted type gangsta kids ever. Bristol is the one city you love to hate and somehow can never leave. Home of espn.Bristol
The act of shutting down racist behaviour, typically in a dramatic and ballsy style similar to the tearing down of asshat slaver's statue, Eward Colston, in the great Bristol protests of '20.
Bristol
Bristol is a suburb of Hartford, located on the beautiful, chlorine-scented Pequaback River. It’s a great place to live if you like white women with paranoid schizophrenia, professional athletes with the minds of pitbulls, and Honda Civics with engine knock. It is a great place for gun enthusiasts, as almost every neighborhood is a gun range. Favorite pastimes include breaking into old buildings, finding homeless people to narcan, and collecting bottles on a bike. Notable people are Aaron Hernandez and one of the writers from The Simpsons.
Example:
“Hey, did you know that Sarah Palin named her kid after Bristol, CT because the ESPN HQ is located there?”
“Hey, did you know that Sarah Palin named her kid after Bristol, CT because the ESPN HQ is located there?”
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UK city, situated in South-west England. Historically linked with the slave trade. Has a Cathedral and a prominent University. Like most cities in England has exclusive areas and a downtrodden city centre. Bristol has adopted a chav image. This was due to the chav character in the popular UK show little Britain, Vicky Pollard, being played with a Bristolian accent. Has two football teams, Bristol Rovers and Bristol City, both of which seem to win minimal success. Bristol's claim to fame is that it was the birth place of Hollywood actor, Cary Grant and the name of the city was mentioned in the first Harry Potter movie. Many Bristol teenagers adopt Bristolian slang which includes the phrases 'der lush' and 'shes mingin!' Schools are notariously bad here.
Bristol
Bristol is an acronym. It stands for: Being Really Intellectual Sexy Talented Obviously-beautiful Loving.
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Bristol is a south west England city that fancies itself as up-and-coming despite the fact that it is mainly inherited by braying ex-public school students and backward yokels. It has a long history of riots. It also has two football clubs with Rovers still being a bit shitter than City who have recently been relegated to League 1. The town centre is a scruffy, depressing little set of streets and the city has a tedious one way system. Outside of the city centre there are admittedly, some very handsome buildings but there's a shitload of fucking ugly ones too. Bristol's main problem is that it thinks it's much better than it is. Ultimately it's just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur. Still, they've always got the Bristol Stool Scale - the official medical scale for categorising shit. Seems quite appropriate.
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One who wields a brown pistol; used as a slur for homosexuals, due to the reputed color of the member after a period of love making.