A blue man

When you jerk off really hard for forty-five seconds, then walk away without finishing.



Blue Man
1. You get together with a few of your close buddies. Make sure the weathers cold outside. Ex -15C or colder.

2. You strip down naked.
3. You all find piles of snow and lay in it.
4. First out of the snow loses.
5. If you lose your buddies get to grab a piece of bark, and shave the skin off your penis.
Example:
Ex. Wanna go play Blue Man this weekend?


Blue Man Group
A percussionist band that combines music with visual effects and comedy. They do shows in Vegas, NYC, Chicago, Boston, and Berlin (in 2004.)
Example:
The Blue Man Group are my favorite band by far.


Blue Man Group
1. A performance art group featuring men painted entirely in blue make-up.
2. According to Arrested Development, a support group for depressed men.
Example:
1. Hey cool, we should go see the Blue Man Group.

2. Tobias believed that the Blue Man Group had finally called him for an audition, but he was actually asked to speak in front of a group of depressed men.


blue man crew
Term used to describe "blue balls"/ the after effects of a sexual encounter that was unfinished. Often achieved by a woman who leaves a man teased and uneased. This result is uncomfortable and often painful on all levels.
Example:
"come one girl...dont make me join the blue man crew "

Friend: "So how was your night with that girl you went home with?"

You: "..pfft bitch made me join the blue man crew "


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