Elon Musk

Dumbest mother fucker alive.



Elon Musk
A con-artist with a serious breed kink. Steals money from investigators while cheating with their wife.
Example:
Elon Musk: "I'll colonize mars, I promise because I'm genius, so give me your money and let me have a sex with your wife!"


Elon Musk
To have one's employment terminated by one's employer after the latter have an ownership change. Derived from the practice of Elon Musk terminating the employment of numerous Twitter employees after taking ownership of Twiiter.

Present participle: Elon Musking
Past participle: Elon Musked
Example:
I have been unemployed ever since the new boss of my old company decided to Elon Musk me.


Elon Musk
Elon Musk is a entrepreneur in every worse sense of that word. Contrary to popular belief, he is no where close to being a genius and is several deviations behind the average intelligence level.

He is in fact the wealthy heir to an apartheid-driven emerald fortune and a profiteering profligate to boot. He is an extreme right-wing moron, a fascist, and just general terrible person to boot.

The man is frankly the definition of main character syndrome with how far up his own ass his head is. Because he has peals of money, the whole world is hostage to his temper tantrums.

Like every other billionaire but even more so, his worthless head belongs in the guillotine basket.
Example:
Wikipedia says "Elon Reeve Musk is a business magnate and investor". Elon Musk definitely wrote and locked that article.


Elon Musk
Who is Elon Musk?

He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.

But like...

With a lot of money.

That’s Elon Musk.
Example:
“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”


Elon Musk
Some asshole man-child who happens to be the richest man in the world. Recently bought Twitter to promote transphobia, and is currently trying to be a real life Tony Stark. It just so happens that he is failing miserably at being a real life Tony Stark.
Example:
Ugh, did you hear that whole brain thing Elon Musk did with monkeys?
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.


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