jolt

Caffiene.



jolt
when compared to most other soft drinks, ownage. When compare to Bawls, Shit.
Example:
Dude:OMG!!!1111!!!! THIS JOLT IS T3H R0XX0RZ!!!!
Guy:Try this Bawls. It ownz jolt.
Dude: *gulp gulp gulp* WOWO!!!1111!!!!11! OMG R0XX0R!!!11!!!!!!


Jolt
Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.
Example:
"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."


Jolt
The first energy drink from way back in the 80's. This is actually a cola but has so much more caffeine, as much as a cup of coffee, than regular cola that it keeps you up all night. It has recently made a come back ans is still as delicious as it was in the 80's.
It is also great for gamers who need to stay up late playing online games
Example:
Guy 1: I'm thirsty but I don't want a normal cola but I also don't want to get an energy drink
Guy 2: Try Jolt cola it is something that is very good to drink
Guy 1: Wow... you are correct about that my homeslice


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