Eurotrash

A human sub-phylum characterized by its apparent affluence, worldliness, social affectation and addiction to fashion. Males are characterized by a semi-slovenly appearance (including half-shaven faces), greasy hair, rib-hugging shirts, tight jeans and loafers worn without socks. Women are easily distinguished by anorexia, over-bleached hair, gaudy jewelry, plastic surgery (particularly breast-enlargement) and their attachment to the male species. Both sexes greet each other with “air kisses,” immediately speak of their last trip (often Paris, Rome, Majorca), spend hours at “see-and-be-seen” restaurants and exhibit a world-weariness and pained sense of irony.



Eurotrash
Post-modern, degenerate, trendy, or out-of-style European cultural phenomena masquerading as avant-garde High Art. Its origins are primarily German/Austrian but have extended to France, Scandinavia, and Italy with success.
Example:
The director's Eurotrash production of Hamlet featured lots of latex, swastikas, and a man wearing a diaper starring as Gertrude.


Eurotrash
A certain people and outlook, those who are products of a sneering, overly-socialized culture who take perverse pride in their stylized, postmodern, lazy lifestyles, and those who would choose to emulate this.
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Eurotrash
Typically of Eastern European descent, eurotrash are pale, lanky nocturnal young adults temporarily living in the United States to take advantage of inflation and return to their home countries. Eurotrash usually work as chambermaids, waitresses, or McDonald's drive-thru cashiers. Though they are supposedly working to pay for tuition, Eurotrash almost always blow their not-so-hard-earned money on FCUK shirts, hairgel, highlights, unnecessary jewelery, green shoes, and anything that says "Dior" on it. When not lamenting their grueling 4 hour shifts and screwing up orders, they interact solely with people from their own country. Some well known hobbies of Eurotrash include smoking cheap cigarettes, drinking copious amounts of vodka, refraining from the consumption of food, making rude and/or lewd comments in obscure languages, and complaining about how there is no "Discotek" nearby.
Example:
While on their cigarette break, Todor and Stevcho saw a guy wearing a hoodie and jeans that were not bought from The GAP, and went on about how Americans "have no sense of style". What eurotrash.


Eurotrash
A person from Europe who acts arrogantly or snobbishly. They tend to talk bad about the United States or Americans and tend to think of themselves as culturally and morally superior to those across the pond. Obviously this is far from true, and is why many Americans have begun to have distain towards Europe as a whole.
Example:
"That Dutch guy was pure Eurotrash."


Eurotrash
(oxi-moron) One whose effortlessly impeccable style, tasteful understated elegance, and continent-hopping savoire vivre, is manifested in one's daily presentation---including, but not limited to: choice of words (few and articulate; loudness only permitted for Italians...from Italy, not Jersey); multilingual accent (reflecting upbringing by French nanny, German-Swiss headmaster at boarding school in St. Moritz, and a touch of "ivy-league American" from countless summers at parent's Easthampton residence and study period at Brown);choice of clothing (at least 3 pieces orchestrated in natural fabrics of varying textures and varying coordinated colours--but not varying quality--only the finest, bien sur); places frequented (ultra-modern Ian Schrager hang-outs, gourmet shops, 'historical districts', museum cafes, etc.; not Starbucks; never shopping malls); lack of familiarity with cheap,disposable pop-culture ('Britney who?'); and of course, a command of the "I-don't-know-what": loafers without socks; cigarette smoked like '40's film star; collars on polo shirts turned upwards; selects unadvertised fragrances; almost entirely void of visible logos (exceptions:family crest or personal monogram; crocodile, polo player, and "G")employs the 'kiss on either cheek' greeting. The word Eurotrash should only be used on the west side of 'the pond' and in relation to the bland, Puritan, mass-marketed,shrink-wrapped, petit-bourgeois style rampant in America.
Example:
#1: Gate of arriving flight from Paris; #2: Passangers aboard the 'Hampton-Jitney' line to the Hamptons.


Eurotrash
-a new sub-class of the species Homo sapien. Obsessed by pop culture, clothing and fermnented grapes, this new sub-species often devotes their entire lives to looking and sounding “hip”. Spending most of their time on the above stated, they spend little time doing, reading, or creating anything of significance. This peculiar sub-species often looks down at American’s, which they find uncultured and fat. They have trouble understanding why American’s find showering and personal freedom good, while at the same time finding anorexia and collectivism bad. Concentreated mainly in Europe, this class of humas has become a plaugue to free society. A sub-class that is unarmed and a slave to the European Union, one must wonder if thier self obsessing and ethnocentrism wasn’t such a dominant part of their lives, would they have the time to concentrate on stopping their continent from falling into Tyranny time and time again.
Example:
Look Jenny that’s one of those Eurotrash people. I sure wish I was that fancy. Imagine Jenny, if we sold our boat and RV we could drink all kinds of fancy wine and have all kinds of fancy clothes. Were did we go wrong Jenny?


Eurotrash
ultra-urbane sophisticated inimitable style which others try to copy. this style cannot be copied, witness thousands of New Yorkers hanging about in cafes frantically trying affect a Eurotrash look with the result being a very slick kind of self- conscious bravaderie or braggodocio. let's face it: you either are Eurotrash or you ain't!
Example:
The Eurotrash line at the airport was the envy of all the other passengers.


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