calling card
by Mizzle Slizzle on Nov 24, 2004 13:58:14
A way of leaving a
sign that someone was in a certain place by expelling a
flatulent odor from one's body.
calling card
by Joey Downbelowme on Apr 17, 2008 14:52:08
Laying seat
liner paper into a toilet and then
taking a dump so that the
excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.
Calling Card
by Moustachio on Mar 03, 2007 23:26:41
After making a large bowel movement (without
flushing), the person responsible inserts their
business card in
the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
Example:
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave
the calling card...
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly
Jordan's, for he left his
calling card...
Calling Card
by SilvrDollr on May 29, 2008 11:31:25
A
calling card is a
premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have
fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.
Example:
"Dude,
your sister's getting married. That's a great
calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now.
Obituaries give great calling cards."
Calling Card
by sherlock140 on Apr 30, 2009 21:27:39
When a girl asks you to write
your number down after you've
slept over her place following a 1 night stand. However, the only thing your note says is "
I win."
Example:
So I wake up next to
this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her
the calling card on my way out.
Calling Card
by Moustachio on Feb 24, 2007 03:27:22
After making a large bowel movement (without
flushing), the person responsible inserts their
business card in
the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
Example:
I took a massive shit and simply had to leave
the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly
Jordan's, for he left his
calling card...
A Gentleman's Calling-Card
by Baarakiss on Aug 11, 2008 19:52:33
Example:
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves
a gentleman's calling-card.
2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.
3) Gads, that young
whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a
bounder!
panty calling card
by Deep blue 2012 on Sep 29, 2009 03:52:51
Where a woman writes
on one of her panties with a
marker her
phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
Credit card call center girl
by Jumpingchaos on Mar 08, 2024 08:59:10
Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your
sugar baby.
So instead you hit on her because she sounds
fine as hell with
tig ol bitties