Ewoks
Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet
Endor.But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done
fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a
Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire
legion of
the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.Never mess with an
Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
Ewok
by paddywhack on Jun 28, 2009 03:51:37
Motorcyle slang referring to a rider with a bike that is WAY beyond their capabilities. A metaphor between a rider so inexperienced atop a fast motorcycle and the Ewok piloting a Stortrooper
speeder bike in Star Wars Episode VI:
Return of the Jedi.
Ewoking
by fargo123 on Nov 06, 2009 06:34:38
"Ewoking" (
backslide or moonwalk) is a portmanteau word that combines the word "Ewok" with the word "moonwalk". It is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward while a performer is dressed in the costume suit of an Ewok. It became popular around the world after it was executed on live television on
MSNBC's Today Show Star Wars themed episode. See: drunk Ewoks on MSNBC's Today Show. Ewoks are a fictional species of teddy-bear-like hunter-gatherers that inhabit the forest moon of Endor from the movie Star Wars Episode VI.
Example:
Thomas was Ewoking on Halloween when he decided to
Ewok his way to restaurant
Akli in Montreal for a delicious
shawarma.
ewoke
by Dick Sucker 1337 on Jun 08, 2018 22:02:19
You are ewoke when you are woke on the internet. Alternative spellings are
e-woke and i-woke. It can be both be used as a
pronoun and as a verb. Not to be confused with
ewoks.
Example:
George Lucas ewoke when he realized that
ewoks aren't real but fictional bear-like creatures from
Endor in Star Wars:
The Return of the Jedi after reading a discussion on the subject on the internet.
Ewok
by levis501z on Mar 10, 2010 15:01:20
(verb) To ruin an otherwise excellent film by introducing a cheesy element which attempts to
cater to the
director's children. In all
likelihood, however, they are probably embarrassed by it.