ketchup packet
The act of
having intercourse with a woman who is
menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of
the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
ketchup packet
by Druskeet on Nov 09, 2007 22:56:16
The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her
squeez the menstral
blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a
packet.
Example:
Ashley was on her
rag and was
very horny, and the only way paul would
fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
ketchup packet
by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj on Nov 10, 2008 12:08:15
Widely believed to have been invented by
Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal,
the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that
over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.
Example:
"Hey
Jimbo, this
hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we
bust a ketchup packet?"
Ketchup Packet
by MEMEBIGBIGBOY on Oct 09, 2017 12:34:06
Ketchup packet
by TransB!tch on Feb 17, 2020 14:21:52
Example:
Girl: *gasps and looks scared*
Guy friend: what's wrong?
Girl : shakes her head no*
Female friend: *gasps*
ketchup packet..?
Girl:
nods
The Ketchup Packet
by pussy_slapper9000 on Oct 05, 2018 09:59:19
Ketchup Packets
by Oneyed3dguy on Jun 20, 2021 20:15:17
In Business or in real life .. when people can’t
tackle the real
issue they focus on the smallest non issue to
take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Ketchup packet
by Erawr;) on Apr 25, 2021 08:12:20
Ketchup packet
by wil Wheaton/not the real on Aug 11, 2019 03:06:04