FLUMP

A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.



FLUMP
a chateauguay slang word for pot... It can also be the act of smoking pot where FLUMPING is also acceptable... a FLUMPER is a joint... to be FLUMPED is used but not often

Example:
Gordo took out some flump, rolled a flumper, and went out side to flump. When he was done flumping, he was totally flumped.


Flump
1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Example:
Dave – underpant typhoon

Dave's mate - Did you flump?

Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow


Flumping
The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.
Example:
Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.


Flumped
The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.
Example:
'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'


Flump
Noun. A slang name and endearment for an elephant. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word elephant instead.
Example:
Mum! Look at the flumps over there!


flump
Flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.Usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.
Example:
Hey johnny gimme one of those flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper!
Hello johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you maggot willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...


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