Flump
When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.
Flump
1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.Flump
Noun. A slang name and endearment for an elephant. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word elephant instead.
Flump
adj. A portmanteau of "fat" and "plump," usually reserved for describing poultry while it is still alive.
Flump
The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.
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Flump
When two people are standing facing each other, usually celebrating an event, and one goes in for a high five and the other goes in for a fist bump and their hands collide in a dissapointing way
Example:
"I was going in for a fist bump, and he thought we were going to high five, so we just kind of.... flumped. "
"I was going in for a fist bump, and he thought we were going to high five, so we just kind of.... flumped. "
Flump
Northern English term for the bulge in the gusset of a females knickers (flump). Sometimes referred to as a camal toe.
Flump
1.'V' The nearly boneless collapse of a young animal, especially a puppy, when they run out of energy after an energetic play session. This is a cross between a flop and a slump.
2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.
2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.
Example:
The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.
The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.