sex

when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck



sex
to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.
Example:
"I got fucked, John."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."


sex
Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.
Example:
Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.


sex
the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole

to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more.
Example:
i want to be fucked in thev pussy like they all say in sex Courtney
"ohhhh really whell i want to fuck and be proked by you too sam"


sex
something fun and sexy ;)
penis into vagina

or vagina to vagina

or dick to ass =)

known also as love making and humping.
Example:
It was a cold winter night when Tom had his girlfriend Shelia over. Things were getting steamy. Shelia was still a virgin and tonight was the night she told Tom. Tom put his hands down her pants and got her all warmed up. She took off her top exposing her large breasts. "Let's go." she said as she pushed her body on top of his. Unbuttoning his pants. She unzipped his jeans and pulled them down toward his knees. he shook them off and she rubbed her body on his for a moment before taking her bra off right in his face. Tom was hard already. "Whenever your ready." Tom said smiling. He couldn't wait to get inside her. She traced his chest with his finger until she reached his dick. she brought her mouth down to his nine inch cock and gave him a long tasteful blow job by lapping his cock and licking up the sides. he moaned then came into her mouth and she swallowed it all. he thought it was so sexy. Tom took off Shelia's thong and procceded to eat her out. She exploded and moaned. "Let's just fuck." she said as she jumped ontop of Tom. She rode his huge cock like a professional. Grinding her hips into his crotch. She moaned and humped into him more. he resisited cumming into her. she had an orgasm and they switched positions. he took her from behind this time doggy style. She moaned and took it in the back of her hot wet pussy. popping her cherry was amazing she was so tight Tom thought. "Harder!!" Shelia squealed. Tom pumped his hard cock into her she had a second orgasm. he soon came into her pussy and they laid next to eachother that night remembering the wonderful sex. they had hot sex the next morning.


sex
sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
Example:
sex without a pill or a condom, is the stork's wake up call, to get back to delivering babies.


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