Ford

Used to be the best American truck manufacturer until they redesigned their trucks to fall apart 0.1 Miles after the Warranty expires.Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.



Ford

by DP on Sep 06, 2003 09:50:37

The Ford Motor Company is currently the second largest carmaker on Earth. "FoMoCo" (one of its nicknames) includes the Ford, Mercury, Lincoln, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover and Aston Martin brands, which cover massive parts of the car market in the US and abroad. It is widely believed that Ford's American brands, namely Ford, Mercury and Lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the Ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the Ford Explorer SUV and Ford Focus compact. Ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing Lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival Cadillac is supported more heavily by General Motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant Mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of Ford models besides Lincoln.
Example:
Ford completed the expulsion of the Lincoln brand from its Premier Automotive Group.


Ford

by FordIsCute on Aug 03, 2021 05:30:06

Fords are amazing people! They enjoy playing video games and spending time with their sister. Fords never care about themselves and always put everyone, mostly their family and friends, first. They often don't care about themselves enough and get themselves into hot water or sticky situations that they can't get out of. Fords may not have many friends, but the few friends they do have are the best friends that they could wish for. Fords usually have trust issues but the people they're close with (friends and family) they trust with all their heart. Fords have short, light blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. He will always be very handsome. A Ford is the best friend you could ask for! why aren't you friends with a Ford?!
Example:
Layla: Who's that handsome boy?

Max: Oh! That's only Ford!


Ford

by andy 3 on Feb 21, 2010 15:32:25

Now the best car company in the world since the Japanese believe they can make perfect cars by divine right while Ford over here actually started building quality cars.
Example:
person 1: My Ford Fusion has 500,000 miles on it and its still running like new.

person 2: the gas pedal in my Camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree


Ford

by I Saw U2 Live Twice on Mar 15, 2007 11:30:20

An American car company, started by the entepreneur Henry Ford in the Detroit, Michigan area in the early 20th century. The name "FORD" is for many people an acronym in various forms:

Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix Or Repairs Daily
Found On the Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher

and on a positive angle:

First On Race Day
Example:
My second car was a Ford Fairmont. Because it had a V4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it "clicked" it took off like a bat out of hell. Maybe it wasn't First On Race Day but maybe Fourth or Fifth On Race Day. It got me going. It never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. It performed quite nicely.


Ford

by Red Dog on Aug 18, 2005 01:05:47

The worst American made car ever. Always breaks down.
Example:
F ucked
O ver
R ebuilt
D odge

F ound
O n
R oad
D ead

F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay

F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill

(Backwards)
D river
R eturns
O n
F oot


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