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the logs

The logs are a place in forest gate which people cotch on to blaze up nad smoke away

A-Logging

by SCE/S on Feb 01, 2019 11:03:26

A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.

Example:
Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done."

Log

by Mickeymysterious1 on Apr 24, 2009 23:03:36

A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

Example:
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!

Logging

by JonnoR on Mar 27, 2012 17:04:04

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

Example:
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?

log

by El-Keter on Oct 11, 2002 09:13:41

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

Example:
"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

Logging

by Trollhunter on Mar 15, 2012 11:12:04

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Example:
Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

log

by whorrorshow on May 05, 2007 11:05:31

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

Example:
She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.

The log

by Tempest_Beta on Feb 24, 2006 05:28:24

Part of the penis showing game.
To simply flash your cock.

Example:
I hid by the door and prepared to show the log to Dontel.

logging it

by RabarJabar on Jun 20, 2009 13:06:16

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Example:
Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

Logging On

by Doug_Cohen on Mar 30, 2011 06:19:30

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

Example:
He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

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