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Mechanic

The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.

Mechanic

by American-Kiwi17 on Feb 08, 2017 02:06:54

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.

Example:
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.

Mechanic

by American-Kiwi17 on Feb 08, 2017 02:02:02

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

Example:
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Mechanic

by The Order of The Crow on Nov 02, 2010 21:52:24

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

Example:
He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

Mechanic

by johnny mc awesome on Jan 04, 2011 12:03:46

{noun}

Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.

Example:
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!

Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!

Mechanic

by lafinatu on Feb 22, 2009 10:42:03

1: A Democratic Party politician who thinks that the path to power within the party comes from 'playing the game' with the powers that be; of giving and securing favors, and building a network based on mutual self-interest within the ranks. Mechanics are experts at working the system which they are a part of and believe in. To a mechanic, voters are only ciphers who must be made, somehow, to support the party and the party's candidates.

Mechanics love and want power for power's sake. For them words are a means of manipulation, not communication.

Example:
"Before Barak Obama showed up, Hilary Clinton, the quintessential Mechanic, thought she had the nomination sewn up. She had cashed in all her markers, collected on all favors owed her, bribed with promises of power all influential people in the party, and thought she had greased the skids all the way to the White House. Unfortunately for her, a good Savior beats a good Mechanic every time, no matter how well the Mechanic has wired the system."

mechanicing

by Mr_Shlaapu on Apr 02, 2016 07:54:43

Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

Example:
I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.

The Mechanic

by Lehmdawg on Jun 13, 2019 07:21:04

A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

Example:
Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.

mechanic

by Evil Paul on Dec 29, 2010 01:14:20

1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.
2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

Example:
SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat?

JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie?

The Mechanic

by The Iron Chef 103 on May 20, 2009 14:15:18

the mechanic is a sexual position where the guy slides under the girl like a mechanic under a car. she is on all fours and the guy is underneath. the guy bends his knees and puts his feet squarely on the bed. then pushed off his feet in order to thrust

Example:
Yeah bro she was going wild when i gave her the mechanic last night

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