Ford Festiva Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Ford Festiva

A kick-ass compact car that lasts forever, is cheap to maintain, and gets 40 mpg.

Ford Festiva

by iheartJeeps on Apr 20, 2007 01:47:51

The Ford Festiva was a subcompact car sold by the Ford Motor Company in North America, Asia and Australasia, introduced in 1986 in Japan. The car was manufactured by Kia in South Korea, which at the time was part-owned by Ford. Ultimately the vehicle was a piece of shit and was redesigned and renamed the Aspire for the North American market. Production of the Festiva ran from 1986-1994, and production of the Aspire ran from 1994-2001, although production range varies from market to market.

Example:
The only thing worse than driving a Ford Aspire is driving a Ford Festiva.

The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

by Who stole my shoes? on Apr 10, 2020 14:18:46

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

Example:
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

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