helpdesk
by Katt on Oct 25, 2003 06:57:06
Example:
I don't understand how to
operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the
Helpdesk and make them do it for me!
helpdesk
by Durr on Jul 31, 2003 22:38:36
A place where
tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after
pressing the "
Mute" button.
helpdesk
by dave mason on Dec 17, 2003 23:32:08
A place where teams of people
gloss over the
glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and
get paid for it.
Example:
I wish to
sell my
bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my
corporate ass.
Helpdesk
by Rob on Feb 16, 2004 16:55:17
The infested rectum of a dead camel, where
legions of undying
techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the
mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment
Helpdesk fishing
by Mazuk on Jun 24, 2009 17:58:27
Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it
should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to
kick up a
fuss)...
helpdesk hillbilly
by the madtechie on Dec 14, 2007 15:50:09
a member of a social gathering or
work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a
cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits
redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
Example:
i
phoned the
helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line
talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.
Bangalore Helpdesk
by Lefty John on Mar 09, 2010 01:06:27
A help or support desk located
offshore in India, consisting of
ordinary people provided
a manual for providing fixes, but have no knowledge otherwise. An offshore support line where ordinary non-skilled workers read off a script to provide support.
Example:
Hambali used create sabrys, now he works the Bangalore Helpdesk. I called the Bangalore Helpdesk, and they told me to do
the needful and reboot my computer. Satin Slipper used to work on the Bangalore Helpdesk, but he used to send too many
needful rocket when he was frustrated.
Helpdesk
by JacquesGreen220 on Nov 25, 2021 05:25:15
Himalayan Helpdesk
by ChubbyBen on Jan 09, 2025 03:44:10
An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agentsā
language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural
familiarity make for
egregiously poor service.
Example:
I explained to the
Himalayan helpdesk agent that
my brand new
Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"