GORNING

GORN, (N.) defined as a "woody" word from Monty Pythons Woody and Tinny skit.This word is also told to bring confidence through its woody nature.



Gorn
Originally an alien race of large lizard people in the original Star Trek that raided the outer colonies untill Captain James T. Kirk shot one with diamonds and improvised gunpowder. They are now known as extremely anoying blog or YouTube commenters that aren't trolls but ignorant people who can't understand humor or irony and are quick to troll rate. Much like the Gorn that Captain James Kirk so righteously shot, the are unemotional reptiles that hiss.
Example:
JamesTiberius: Check out the video of this guy getting gorged by a Buffalo in Colorado after he cornored and tried to pet it.
G0rnHegemony: This is unacceptable, I am troll rating you!
JamesTiberius(-1): you are an f'ing Gorn!


gorning
neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
Example:
"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"


Gorne
A medical condition when one reads a book and gets aroused by the word "The" every time it is said.
Example:
Kyle First: I was reading that book yesterday and the word "The" came up and it reminded me of Notifika's fine booty I just wanted to tap that, I must have the Gorne syndrom.


gorn
gorn, v: The act of vandalising another person's computer whilst they are absent through lurid messages on their instant messenger and other chat programs (eg. mIRC, DC++), changing desktop backgrounds, and setting internet homepages to give the impression that the user is partial to homoerotic material and has homosexual tendancies. A portmanteau of the words "gay" and "porn". Orginated from Mt Gravatt College, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia (circa: late 2005).
Example:
I just gorned Julz's computer so bad.
Who the fuck just gorned my computer?? They set meatspin as my desktop background!


gorn
gory porn. get it? it's the fucking g from gory and the orn from porn.
Example:
--Nigga, that flickass hostel was some shittass, biglets.
--Fo re, breh, that was teh gornzorz

--Yah brah, ya seen dat new hentai wit da snake boning dat hot underage japanese schoolgirl?
--Gorn city population fuckin hentai mani99a!


GORN
Greatest Of Right Now

Used to denote the most exciting and dominant athlete at the present time.

While the Gorn is a lizard-like humanoid alien species who famously (and slowly) fought Captain James T. Kirk on Star Trek (the original series), the GORN, when referring to sports and seen in all caps, stands for the Greatest Of Right Now. This is in contrast with the term GOAT, which stands for Greatest Of All Time.
Example:
MotoGP pilot Valentino Rossi is arguably the GOAT but Mark Marquez is definitely the GORN.

Dude, Lebron is the GOAT!
-Nah, man. Jordan is the GOAT. But King James is prolly the GORN.


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