HUMP DAY

middle of the week



hump day
Means Wednesday. Simple.
Also connected to the meaning of Kegnesday in some parts of South Africa.
Does NOT mean the day we get to hump. People are glad it's hump day simply because it's Wednesday ie: downhill to the weekend.....
Example:
Yay it's hump day!


Hump day
Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.
Example:
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!


hump day
Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day

Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.

Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
Example:
"Do you know what the best thing about Tuesdays are? Its the day before Hump Day!"
"What's hump day?"
"It's the hump of the week!!"
(they all shake their heads in pity)


Hump Day
According to The Erotic Barber:

A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.
Example:
Yo Yo Yo its hump day! Ay what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with.

And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
Hump day! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Barber.


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