not a ho

Not charging for sex; it's either free or not at all. Hence, no ho~ing!



ho ho ho
Example:
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!


Ho Ho Ho
A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
Example:
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"


ho-ho-ho
Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Example:
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.


ho ho ho
1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation

2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding

3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"
Example:
Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.

Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.


Ho, ho, ho!
It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.
Example:
This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"


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