Hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse. Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.



Hamstering
The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.
Example:
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.


Hamstering
A sexual practice which involves being locked away for an extended periods of time and being caressed/played with by the master, who is the so called owner of the hamster.
Example:
Jeff needed some thrills, so he went and found a good owner for some hamstering over the summer. What a way to spend a holiday!


Hamstering
The Act of going into towns and begging for food until your packs and bags are full, similar to how a hamster stuffs it's cheeks with food
Example:
The term Hamstering was coined when starving German soldiers during world war 2 went to towns and begged for food until their packs were full of food


Hamstering
Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.
Example:
He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.


Hamster
A small, furry rodent. A popular household pet, the hamster comes in five different species: the Syrian hamster, the true dwarf hamsters (Campbell's Russian/Djungarian, Winter White, and Roborovski) and the Chinese dwarf hamster (which has a prehensile tail, unlike its bob-tailed counterparts). The little creatures like to store food in their cheek pouches, which can also contain plans for world domination. The hamster is nocturnal, and if it has access to a wheel, it will run all not, which can bother the owner, unless the owner has a silent wheel. Hamsters are coprophagic, which means they eat their own fecal matter. Hamsters do not belong in microwaves.
Example:
Her hamster likes to sleep, eat, poop, run, and plan for world domination.


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