Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.



Vin Diesel
Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.
Example:
First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"

Second male: "Awesome!"


Vin Diesel
To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
Example:
1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.

2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.


Vin Diesel
Noun: A person who one can tell is multi-racial but not of what origins.
Example:
"Have you seen that new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's filipino and black."
"Or black and puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"


Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect turducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
Example:
Vin Diesel was, unbeknowest to even the director, the main character of Saving Private Ryan.


Vin Diesel
An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.

Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
Example:
"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."


Vin Diesel
Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.
Example:
"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."


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