Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is
Vn, because
Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in
Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.
Vin Diesel
by The Neepshow on Jan 17, 2012 00:16:07
Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of
lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around
the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first
Fast and Furious movie.
Example:
First male: "
Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she
walked in i totally
Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"
Second male: "Awesome!"
Vin Diesel
by Anie Banani on Mar 06, 2008 07:47:21
Example:
1.The math teacher
Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his
garage door.
2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich.
Vin Diesel
by stayblack! on Apr 04, 2010 02:51:14
Example:
"Have you seen that
new guy? He's really hot."
"Oh yeah. I think he's
filipino and black."
"Or black and
puerto rican"
"Oh he's a Vin Diesel"
Vin Diesel
by the letter J on Mar 07, 2009 09:43:03
Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian
holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect
turducken. It is from
Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual turducken.
Vin Diesel
by TehFuzz on Sep 12, 2005 08:03:24
Example:
All
praises be to Vin Diesel!
Vin Diesel
by Compton Computer Salesman on Mar 25, 2005 06:16:35
An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing
board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a
drow night-elf.
Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of
D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
Example:
"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now
bust out those D-20's.
It's time for some
D&D."
Vin Diesel
by Diesel_Powered on Jul 05, 2005 13:44:42
Noun -- The embodiment of
the perfect man; receives numerous
insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called
jealousy.
Example:
"
Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for
crap, and Vin Diesel can."
Vin Diesel
by Commodore Muffincakes on Aug 02, 2010 18:28:29
Vin Diesel
by ryuisshook on Jun 25, 2019 23:01:47