the Count Dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave



Count Dracula
When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.
Example:
My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula


Sperm Count Dracula
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Example:
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.


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