Handyman
A man that is handy.He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her
squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in
the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be
2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of
Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.
Handyman
by cockslap jack on Nov 16, 2009 06:38:16
Handyman
by Shmick ticker on Feb 21, 2023 21:00:39
A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur
vibe and
scare away chicks
Handyman
by pdoghilton on Apr 28, 2010 23:44:50
Handyman
by S man Welder on Oct 23, 2022 21:07:12
What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer,
screw driver, wrench, some
JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or
crawl space.
Example:
"My door came off its
hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that
handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some
JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."
Handyman
by BlackBoy111 on Jun 15, 2019 07:51:48
Handyman
by Dick Furcoochie on Jun 02, 2016 05:53:24
Example:
Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.
Man speaks:
Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe
horns lying around because bitch, I am a
handyman.
Handyman
by Ryan Perkins on Jan 14, 2008 10:40:07
When a short Spanish-San
Diegan roommate gets a handjob (
old skool style) from a reputable female companion
in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.
Example:
"Hey,
whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"
"It went well, I ended up getting an old
skool handy in the back of my car."
"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
Handyman
by TemenL on Dec 20, 2017 08:44:51
Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See
FB profile:
Greg Frieh
Handyman
by imthedentist on Feb 03, 2015 01:54:47
when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more
muscular guy tackles him,
pins him down and manually
masturbates him to climax