twattering

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.



Twatter
What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Example:
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.


Twatter
A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.
Example:
Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."


Twatter
A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.
Example:
Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.


Twatter
An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.
Example:
Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile


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