Hasbro Family Game Night
A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where
rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and
brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An
Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.