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bonk-on

a 'bonk-on' is another term used to describe an erect penis due to arousal

Bonk

by Ace the simp on May 08, 2023 04:31:22

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

Example:
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

Bonking

by BodyAttacker on Apr 25, 2011 19:22:31

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

Example:
I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

BONK

by coochie doctor on Mar 24, 2020 01:45:14

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

Example:
*BONK*

the bonk

by TheBum on Nov 14, 2019 11:07:25

the bonk is some nasty ass school lunch people would want

Example:
hey can you go get me the bonk, i’m hungry

bonking

by martin on Nov 13, 2003 08:15:47

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

Example:
The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

BONK

by hglly on Apr 26, 2020 20:17:35

The word BONK is used in conversation to alert the other party that you are horny. It is often followed by the expression "go to horny jail" if it does not result in a sexual act taking place.

BONK, is derived from a meme which circulated during the 2020 coronavirus outbreak. The meme depicts a dog hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat with the text "BONK", "go to horny jail.

Example:
Her: "Ah my boobs are achy today"
Him: "BONK"
Her: "Go to horny jail"

bonk

by Wez on May 04, 2004 01:37:36

The act of sexual intercourse.

Example:
I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

bonk

by Comedy Dave on Jun 06, 2004 00:01:25

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

Example:
I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

bonk

by Timic83 on Jun 12, 2008 09:44:09

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Example:
Who want's some a' this! BONK!

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