Headset

A communicating device usually used during a play or performance, or a torture device that squeezes your brains out of your ear. Commonly used by a techie in the booth. Has a volume control that goes higher that a concert of The Used.



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This agile yet strategic move occurs when a fine female specimen is lying on her side usually right after a duration of sex. The dominant male then squats carefully above her possibly sleeping head and gently or not so gently nestles his testicle into the cavernous gape of her ear cavity. He then carefully wraps his flacid penis (aka man-gina) around her face from her cheek to her lips thus offering the perfect in ear headset for her personal use, or until he kicks her out of bed because he needs his testi back.
Example:
That girl was adventurous. Wu she wanted, WOW'ed she got. She even let him give her the 'headset'.


Humberside Headset
A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
Example:
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'


balla headset
what fuckin durshes say to refer to a legit(really nice) head unit in vehicles
Example:
Kyle: Hey ya fuckin dursh did ya get ya balla headset put in ya seeon yet? The one ya got now whack!

Me: Um, no dude i left my xbox 360 headset at my house where it belongs.


Bluetooth Headset
(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Example:
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."


Headset Hottie
An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.
Example:
Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie


Headset Hair
Commonly acquired after wearing a headset (i.e. XBOX Live Headset) for as little as 10minutes.

Resembles hat hair: But runs from one ear, across the top of the head, and down to the opposite ear.
Very recognizable to any gamer.
Very embarrassing to have.
Example:
1.) -"Hey man, sorry i'm late. I ran into some trouble on the way over here."

-"Dude, i know you were playing XBOX, i can see your Headset Hair."

2.) -"Dude, take off the hat. We're going in the pool."

-"No way man. I have Headset Hair. I'm so embarrassed."


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