Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.



Matlock
A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
Example:
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"



Matlock
Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
Example:
'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'


Matlock
When a guy blows a sure thing to have inter-course with a female from a foreign country.
Example:
Derek just pulled a Matlock! That girl from Kenya that was all over him earlier just slapped him in the face and walked away!


Matlocked
To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.
Example:
Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.


matlock
Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
Example:
'dont act so matlocked'

'she looked well like a matlock'


Matlockitis
The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.
Example:
Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.


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