Ibon
The best girl you'll ever meet shes just perfect there's no other girl like her any guy lucky to have her should just never leave her although she might not think she's perfect, she is as long as anyone has her they'll
be happy no matter what she'll find a way to make things better
shes beautiful, cute, gorgeous, pretty just amazing just
fucken perfect or as close as you can get to perfect she like has these amazing eyes their just wow and her laugh is just omg fucken perfect she won't think she is but there's some one that does and as long as she's happy it just makes things better
iBoner
by I Just iJaculated on Dec 07, 2011 19:38:37
Something
fanboys get when they watch
Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot,
sticky money.
Example:
Person 1: "Did you watch the new
Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over
the Apple Store at
the mall."
ibone
by petuniafarmer on Jan 21, 2009 05:47:04
ibonics
by Nick D on Feb 22, 2003 09:41:24
iBoner
by scobb on Jul 22, 2008 12:31:58
The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your
crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the
iPod Touch. Usually resulting in
no less than a semi.
Example:
Dude: "
I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....
gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i
spy an iBoner in your pants"
iBone
by MrLately on Mar 22, 2010 09:49:25
iBone
by Gregory K. on Oct 04, 2007 11:03:08
To masturbate with
audio or images
provided by; An iPhone, iPod, or other
personal media device. The definition remains the same even if done in private or public.
ibonics
by UbdU on May 09, 2007 04:50:51
Example:
American
Italians mis-pronounce words such as
mozzarella and
ricotta into moot-suh-rel' and ri-goht', this is ibonics.
iBone
by Luke the Great10101010101 on Apr 11, 2012 07:44:11
When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge
raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to
run the streets naked and try
to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.
Example:
Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a
huge boner, I think I will go and
bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"
Girl: Fuck me, I've got an
iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.
ibone
by Sugatits on Jun 09, 2009 07:02:30
n: The physical
manifestation of one's
arousal when playing with or talking on an
iphone.
v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.