A regular state from it's
admittance into the Union until a around 1956 when fast food restaurants realized that they didn't have a large enough supply of potatoes. It was then turned into a farce of a state by a conspiracy of government officials in the pockets of
lobbying powers such as McDonald's. John F. Kennedy uncovered this conspiracy and was about to shut it down with the assistance of Bobby Kennedy when he was assassinated.
Anybody passing through is immediately stripped of all identification and personal effects, then forced to work the potato matrix ( P.M. a grid system in which a potato is planted every 1.5 feet in each cardinal direction) until they die or earn their freedom by harvesting 4.5 million potatoes. Very few, including
Aaron Paul and J.R.
Simplot (who worked his way up in the ranks of the proletariat and eventually became wealthy due to his contributions to increasing the efficiency of the P.M. by 46.2%), have successfully done so. All felons are sent to Idaho to work the P.M. until they die.
Residents of neighboring states often attempted to warn travelers about the repercussions of entering idaho until an amendment to the patriot act allowed federal officers to kidnap then and send them to idaho. Since then, nobody has been vocal for fear of their freedom.
The freedoms of Idahoans resemble those of
communist Russia. All constitutional rights are
voided, the masses are controlled by force and are governed by a
consortium of wealthy individuals.
Example:
Person on a
road trip through the West: hey, am I on the right road to get into Idaho?
Montana resident: oh yes, in fact, all roads lead to Idaho;
getting in is easy, it's getting out that'll give you trouble.