Jalil

Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you. Jalil's nickname can be Jaka, Jalik, Jalildo, Jan.Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.If you find your Jalil, never let him go.



Jalil
Great or revered God.

No one comes close to the all mighty wrath of Jalil's power
Example:
"He could be as good as Jalil. But he's not a god, bro!


Jalil
Biggest peen to ever peen. Every person ever named jalil has such the swabber schmeat that it can crack the earth in eighth’s. It’s so huge it look like some shit off aot season four
Example:
“Jalil has such a big peener


Jalil
A Jalil or a person named Jalil is a person with a humongous colossal gargantuan OMEGA ALPHA schmeat hanging down from his waist. the pure power of a Jalil's schlong is enough to crack the world in fourths.
Example:
Guy: "I'm a Jalil"
Girl: "cream in me"


Jalil
Is a really handsome , caring , strong , loyal guy he's so rare and precious he's like an angel he loves his gf sm and he makes her the happiest he's so funny and also strong , girls if u find a jalil keep him .
Example:
Anyone: i wanna be like jalil:(


Jalil
Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you. Jalil's nickname can be Jaka, Jalik, Jalildo, Jan.
Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!
Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.
They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.
If you find your Jalil, never let him go.
Example:
- Who is going to become the most successful man on Earth?
- Haven't you heard? It's Jalil!


jaliled
1. The act of getting shitted on (figuratively or literally).

2. Getting owned or embarrassed to extreme proportions.

3. The act in which a gym teacher gets totally sonned out in front of everyone, and looks like a fool.
Example:
1. Did you see Eddy just get jaliled in front of everyone?

2. Man, Tom is just jaliling everyone on the field right now!

3. Remember that time when that old gym teacher got jaliled in front of the volleyball team and everybody was laughing at him?


Dirty Jalil
A dirty Jalil is when you have a really bad case of dick cheese to the point where your foreskin starts to rot off
Example:
My ex said I had a dirty Jalil


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