playing possum
a
possum will often act dead when
faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.
Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.
playing possum
by JoeNJ2 on Mar 14, 2015 05:40:45
When an asshole
driver in front of
you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.
play possum
by The Return of Light Joker on Nov 28, 2010 10:59:15
1. pretend to be dead
2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something
(from a the fact that the
Virgina opossum reacts to threats by
feigning death)
Example:
He
tried to play possum, but he couldn't
fool me.
Playing Possum
by MiniMillyMonster on Mar 05, 2015 19:00:27
play possum
by LaStefondaniqua on Apr 27, 2007 07:46:11
Example:
Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that
triflin' ho, so I pretended I was
asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on
her ass!
Playing Possum
by Jason Bates on Feb 07, 2009 06:37:11
When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "
play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and
getting in to it,
the possum's come to life!!
Example:
"Six of us were down in
Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were
playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the
possums woke up and got in on the action"
Playing possum
by Chris with a K on Aug 21, 2021 08:04:31
Example:
**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken
shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****
-Enters Paramedic/
Medical Examiner, kneels down close-
"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS
PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"
Playing possum
by Taffgirl55 on Oct 25, 2015 17:37:19
When you take someone home but then come to your
senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to
deal with their
presence.
Example:
Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night
Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up
playing possum -
phew!
playing 'possum
by Somehoe on Oct 24, 2013 08:06:33
playing sex possum
by eyeknowit on Apr 09, 2014 21:33:13
A male
sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of
lovemaking.
This can either be through the
acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.
Example:
Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a
total Sex Possum...
eiw"
Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex
possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."